It’s My Last Artefact – Gamer T-Shirt
One last artefact. Then we stop. Probably.
This funny gamer t-shirt features the bold IT’S MY LAST ARTEFACT slogan, a retro pixel-style tool graphic, and the all-important DO NOT DISTURB warning.
Made for players who know perfectly well that “one last run” rarely means one last run, the design mixes gaming humor, pixel aesthetics, and a clean streetwear-inspired layout that stays easy to wear beyond the gaming setup.
And yes: energy drinks are still accepted.
Perfect for:
• Gamers and video game fans
• RPG, survival, crafting, and adventure game players
• Streamers and gaming communities
• Funny gifts for gamers
• Anyone permanently trapped in “one last mission” mode
Product details
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee offers a more structured look, keeps clean lines around the edges, and works especially well with casual and layered streetwear outfits.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the Natural color variant.
Lagoon warning:
“One last artefact” may result in three additional quests, an empty can of energy drink, and absolutely no intention of going to bed.
🎮 Welcome to the Lagoon - where quitting after the next mission remains an entirely theoretical concept.
Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Caroline Lesage trading as Lagoon Paradox ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at caroline@abysslightstudio.com or write to us Caroline Lesage trading as Lagoon Paradox
Chemin de la Croix de Pierre 4/1
6941 Borlon
Belgique
caroline@abysslightstudio.com
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Guide des tailles
| LONGUEUR (inches) | LARGEUR (inches) | LONGUEUR DE LA MANCHE (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LONGUEUR (cm) | LARGEUR (cm) | LONGUEUR DE LA MANCHE (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |